You wouldn't think this'd be a problem at Ragtag Cinema, but the vanguard of the demon plague of compulsive phone-checking has finally reached our seats. To curtail this assault on the sanctity of cinema we've started our No Phones in the Dark campaign to remind viewers that it's better for everyone if the cellphones stay silent and dark. So far it's been working pretty well. Thank you for keeping our cinema a great place to watch movies.
Here's one of our PSAs (Rated PG-13):
Let us know if you have any ideas for future PSAs.